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👽 REALITY CHECK: ALIENS AIN’T COMING FOR YOU, BABE

By $Destiny | #KudzuNewz |

Sorry to ruin your “beam me up” fantasy, but you are not getting abducted.

Not tonight.

Not tomorrow.

Not ever.

Here is the cold, cosmic truth.

Aliens have zero incentive to pull up to this dirtball.

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